December 14, 2005 12:52 pm
Remembering
G Love and Special Sauce – “Milk and Cereal”
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if I don’t know you, you’ve never commented, or we don’t speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL MEMORY OF YOU AND ME.
It can be anything you want–good or bad–BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you’re finished, post this paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON’T ACTUALLY remember about you.
from Arwen/Elizabeth
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Remember that time we were bored, so we went out driving. We saw a WW2 veteran hitchhiking on the side of the road. You suggested we pick him up, then you murdered him with a plastic spoon.
Ahhh the good ol’ days of elementary school.
Remember that time we went shopping for bras and the dressing room curtain fell down and everyone in the store saw me drawing googly faces on your boobs.
I still can’t go back to Kmart.
It was worth it.
I’ll never forget when we were in Mexico and were taking body shots off of a $2 whore. We both got herpes and then put into a prison in Tijuana when we were caught forcing that goat on the little girl. Oh man…where has the time gone?
Do you remember the time with that other chick and guy? Wow. I never thought dildos came with that many extensions. Oh man – do you still have the pictures?! We need to check those out, pronto.
Do you remember that time back in Kansas when you were really tall and I had really big boobs. Then we went to a steak house and you ordered a salad and i had a big t-bone. And after that we went shopping and you loved it!!!
Well, I’ve never really met you, but I like laying guestblocks on your…guestblock!
Remember that one time that we really had a craving for strawberry soda, so we went to the store only to find that it was being robbed by this really big guy with blue hair. You weren’t going to have any of that so you took him down with your sweet karate moves and saved the day. We got our soda for free. I’ll never ever forget that moment Meggan.
Oh man, I will never forget that time we went out into the wilds of Africa and hunted vicious hippos… Dude, I thought you diiied out there, maaan. Thank god for those sexy tribesmen that told us we were in a museum.
and completely unrelated – reading the other things you have done is so awesome. I am laughing my ass off.
Remember that time you came to the Bay Area and we took a bart and wandered around San Francisco and ended up in the seedy part of Chinatown? That was some scary stuff.