You are walking home from work. You are approaching a man who is standing perpendicular to you on the sidewalk. By the time you realize what he is doing, it is too late. He is peeing. You are close enough to see the stream of urine, but also far enough away to not see where it is emanating from. He doesn’t really look homeless, just weird, and he is TOTALLY PEEING ON THE SIDEWALK RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. You have no option but to walk by him.
A) Stop, and wait for him to finish before you walk by him.
B) Avert your gaze and generally pretend he does not exist while you continue to powerwalk by him.
C) Shout something at him from afar, like, “OMIGOD THAT IS GROSS!” and hope he stops.
D) None of the above (please describe your course of action).
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