I just found something that I never knew existed but now really, really want:
MARTHA STEWART CRAFTING FURNITURE.
What a genius idea. Crafting specific furniture! No longer will you have to suffer through making do with crap furniture that doesn’t solve your organizational problems! There are shelves and drawers for all your needs!
Martha, I know I used to make fun of you, but the older I get, the more I appreciate your crazy craftiness and design aesthetic. I will be saving my pennies to someday buy some of these lovely items.