October 19, 2006 10:50 pm

Well, Yes, But…

:note: Seinfeld

Scene: Walking home from school with Daniel, waiting to cross a busy street.

A man crosses the street from the other side to our side, and as he is passing, he does a double-take. He opens his mouth, and in one breath says:

HEY CHICK YOU ARE CUTE AND SO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SEEMS LIKE A VERY NICE PERSON

…and kept right on walking. I suspect he may have been crazy or somewhat socially inept, but oh my god it was funny.

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3 Comments

  • Lew says:

    What a great thing to happen! I feel compelled to do something similar.

  • Elea says:

    Ha! Well if even strangers can see that, then you know it’s definitely true. :)

  • Schnozz says:

    I think I’m going to start complimenting everyone in that manner. The next time I pass some kind stranger on the street, I’ll be sure to gulp in some air and say,

    HEY HOW’S IT GOING NICE PANTS THEY REALLY GO WITH YOUR SHOES AND ALSO YOUR HANDBAG.