Modest Mouse – “The View”
Joe told me and Daniel a story the last time he was over. This is that story. Paraphrased.
A little bit later, a voice came over the intercom: “Joe, please come to the office… Joe, please come to the office.” I get in there, and Christine is sending Charles out with a “Don’t you ever do that again” message, and Charles walks by me and says something along the lines of “You’re dead, Joe. This is the LAST time you get me in trouble.” in a really high pitched nervous voice. Christine was supressing laughter and asked, “Joe, were you walking around with a PEN stuck inbetween your BUTTCHEEKS?” So I said no, and she just looked at me, so I said yeah, I was. And she just said, “Just don’t do it in front of the customers, Joe!” and let me go.
Joe is so weird. :loco: